Mr. Gurnan

Very wealthy man. Stepped on his right AirPod once. Everyone owes him money.. very scary man that knows tai chi, will first take you to court with his 7 attorneys and beat your ass outside the court room. Has ties with the Colombian government and broke their economy multiple times.. assisted in the assassination of JFK

Damn, you owe money to Mr. Gurnan? shit, better run he Finna tai chi yo ass!
Damn, Mr. Gurnan got you in court? shiiit you aint making it out with no less than a $100,000 Fine
Damn, Mr. Gurnan got the Colombian Special ops on yo ass!

by Mr. Gurnan's manager February 15, 2019

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Mr. Smooth

Landin Vance

Bro where’s Mr. Smooth? Oh he’s over there

by The Mr smooth September 4, 2018

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Mrs. Schmuck

Has the big gay. Old hag bitch. Straight Up Cunt (SUC)

Mrs. Schmuck is a Mrs Schmuck

by JazzLover69 September 5, 2018

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Mr. Science

A term used to mock the anthropomorphization of the systematic enterprise known as Science done by intellectually lazy political activists and college freshman who believe that they're well informed because they clicked on a facebook science article.

Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.

Dumb Asshole #1: Science says that essential oils can cure cancer!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?

Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!

by TotallyNotJoe September 20, 2018

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