Angry Bird Legs

A term describing the feeling of total numbness - or pins and needles in your legs whilst using your phone or other device (ipod etc) on the toilet. This happens when you rest your arms on your legs for added stability when playing a game or surfing the internet or facebook.
"what took you so long? you've been gone 20 minutes!".
"Oh yeah...i went to the loo and got angry bird legs".
by Olliepop May 17, 2012
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Denim legs

When your pants are just a little too tight and you get the imprint of your jeans on your legs
I had a wicked case of denim legs after wearing my favorite pair of skinny jeans.
by asgardiancapes November 28, 2015
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drivers leg

When your shin / calf are cramping on the leg you use to push the driving pedal in your motor vehicle.
Will you please drive today? my leg hurts because I have drivers leg.
by Jacqueline Woish December 07, 2022
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A hook leg

A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.
I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.

Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
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On November 11th you will be able to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg . Idk if this is legal or not but ye :)
Bro I wish that there was a day where you can to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg.
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!
by Definitely over 6ft March 09, 2022
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stank leg

Another term for a dirty slutt; so easy half the party sleeps with her before she even thinks about washing that dicked down stank pussy.
Hey we are having a party..
Bring all the stank legs, I'm trying to fuck.
by gloved3 February 27, 2016
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