When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024

Of or relating to a player of a game who is usually lack luster for the amount of hours they have invested
by Dark Chao June 10, 2025

someone who likes's dark jokes and feels bored all the time. he live's in the city but his taste is very tacky.
he's very picky almost in every aspect of his life. he's a good guy,patient but unfortunately a little bit impolite.
he likes to play badminton but sometimes he feels like playing like shit. he's someone who diligently worships, but sometimes he's a pervert boy. His name is used by many people but I personally love Kevin.
he's very picky almost in every aspect of his life. he's a good guy,patient but unfortunately a little bit impolite.
he likes to play badminton but sometimes he feels like playing like shit. he's someone who diligently worships, but sometimes he's a pervert boy. His name is used by many people but I personally love Kevin.
by November 23rd 2021 November 22, 2021

Kevin is one to love driving and the outdoors. He has a big heart for those in his life that he cares about. Once you really allow yourself to get to know him, you'll be hooked. Never underestimate how understanding and caring a Kevin is. He may not be ready for anything with you, but he is worth the wait.
by petite qt January 12, 2022

A very smart, intelligent, creative, and handsome boy who brings joy to some people. Also sorta weird, but in a good way.
by Urmomlovesmemorethanudo December 5, 2020


Kevin Rudd the Elmer Fudd lookalike, who likes to steal other people's policies. A person who believes no one should go to jail, expect the aborigines. Wanna commit a crime and not go to prison, speak to Elmer
Kevin Rudd : Send that waitress to prison for not making the sandwich MY WAY!
Hey, not him! Adolf Hitler is in my faction!
Hey, not him! Adolf Hitler is in my faction!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020
