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person 1) help me I'm getting robbed

person 2) call 991

person 1) it didn't work

person 2) sike thats the wrong number
991 by ma dude bra June 3, 2019
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I like feet

You should call 991
991 by Morpheous Tacobuster August 17, 2022
It's like the special person you want with your soul. In any case it refers to the trend of: 99 reasons to leave, 1 to stay.
So, this can be used as something ironic, example: ''I have an emergency, call my 991.''
991 by She controls my thoughts November 4, 2022
the number after 992 and before 990.

the 167th prime number, 167 is also a prime number making 991 a super prime number.

991 is also the second biggest prime number smaller than 1000. (first is 997)
fun fact: 919 is prime, 199 prime and 991 is prime too.
991 by parenthesesplease January 29, 2026

fx 991 cw 

Its just an calculator.... only for nerds.
Guy 1: fx 991 cw
Guy 2: what do you mean?
fx 991 cw by iamglaze123 November 29, 2024

fx 991 ES PLUS

its a calculator you probably used in school.
guy: i love fx 991 ES PLUS
guy 2: me too bro
fx 991 ES PLUS by FlopLikeMonke November 12, 2025
Nai Nai(Chinese for granny) wants to have sex tonite
Grandson: What do u want to do tonite granny?
Granny: 9912629
9912629 by whiteCocainicskull June 22, 2019
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