Jiggly Justin

"Jiggly Justin" is an elderly male species, whom is incredibly, incredibly overweight... If you are known as "Jiggly Justin" you are automatically subjected to absurd amounts of mental and physical abuse, from your beloved children and lover, which is incredibly dehumanising. You will never be allowed to eat at McDonald's again, and for the rest of your life, you will have to wear a t-shirt that discriminates your size. Beware... Even if you are what is unanimously known as being a "healthy weight" you will still be bullied as "Jiggly Justin". Moreover, it is also the title of an incredibly humorous group chat on Instagram!
"Did you see Jiggly Justin over there..." (which translates to "Did you see that fat man over there...")
"My Dad is no longer allowed to eat, because he is Jiggly Justin" (which would be yourself suggesting that your Dad does not deserve to eat due to his obesity). Disclaimer: do not fat shame others, apart from if your name is Sabre, or Sockie, or Biggy, or Naz, or Slendermum...
by Flushed Away Froose April 15, 2020
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Justin

Justin its weird and strange
by Gold rocks August 26, 2022
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Justin

Is a poes
The Justin had too much to drink again.
by Matress88 September 1, 2021
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Justin

Bait name used before "yo mama"
Someone: Sup, do you know Justin from the hub?
Friend: Justin who?
Someone: Justin yo mama
by CrackCracker May 18, 2022
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Justin H

He loves kraft dinner! Fuck woman, he would rather eat a great gooey bowl of KD!
by neven is cool 1000 September 9, 2022
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justin la boy

A funny loaner who people love. The meme goat. But obviously bitter and jaded af.
by Mamma_mars November 23, 2021
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Justin lamicella

Usually says shwrd is the word or be safe don’t do drugs.
That kid Justin Lamicella is such a good kid.🙂
by Jlam the man October 29, 2019
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