jacob

the best boyfriend you will ever have. he has the prettiest eyes you have ever seen and you can look into them forever. the sweetest voice you will ever hear, you can even fall asleep to it. he also has the most beautiful blonde hair ever and the cutest smile. he knows how to treat you right and never fails to put a smile on ur face and make you laugh. sometimes he can be a little mean but he never means it. his personality is the best ever. hes so nice and caring, he is funny and beautiful. hes just so perfect. he will do anything for you, he will give u the world. if u ask he will give (or try atleast). he gives the best presents in the world. hes also very very amazing at basketball, baseball, and football. hes athletic.. AND PRETTY. hes just the most perfect human being in the whole wide world. hes amazing<3

i love jacob

by labdodndisbsidbwn January 29, 2022

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Jacob

sexy

person1: hey it's jacob!!
person2: yea he's pretty sexually attractive and exciting.

by moki-and-dewi November 23, 2021

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Jacob lore

Random true stories that your friend named Jacob tells you

Holy shit Spencer, new Jacob lore dropped

by Jt3p0 January 12, 2024

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jacob fiocca

stupid head, bully, liar

ew whatta jacob fiocca

by laurenbbebddhhdj June 15, 2018

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Jacob Chowaniec

A person with a small dick. Nigga throws out the banana and eats the peel. Nigga be smoking crack

Jacob chowaniec is gay

by WigglyGhandi 12: May 29, 2019

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Jude Jacob

often shorten to JJ. A JJ is a person that are a major jude even tho he claims not to be, but everyone can see he is because he is looking like a holocaust offer

Guy 1: see that guy over there
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob

by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022

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