Jacob Arnold

A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.
That guy is very angry. He must be a Jacob Arnold!
by nickerballz August 09, 2024
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Jacob sulaj

The name given to a person that loves sausage rolls and is also a supreme faggot.
I'm friends with that "Jacob Sulaj" Kid,I really hate that "Jacob Sulaj" kid
by Joelfridge February 23, 2016
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Jacob Chowaniec

A person with a small dick. Nigga throws out the banana and eats the peel. Nigga be smoking crack
by WigglyGhandi 12: May 29, 2019
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Jacob and Kerry

The definition of soulmates. If you ever see a Kerry and Jacob, you should know, they are made for each other.
"omg is that Jacob? hes so hot." Person 1

"I know right, but he is taken by kerry" Person 2

"Even though I like Jacob, we can both agree that Jacob and kerry are the perfect couple"person 1

"I agree, they are soulmates" Person 2
by Yourpersonalcupid November 22, 2021
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Jacob stan

A term usually used to insult people you don't like. Jacob stan referring to #TeamJacob in the Twilight fandom.
Omg quit it Jacob stan!
by Claymyerzz October 02, 2021
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Jacob S.

A person who cannot be enslaved because of his independence and has beaten a xander in a boxing fight.
by Kaisiwisiixiwujwkxod September 08, 2023
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Jacob steganal

Light weight
Too much dip on ya chip

Anorexic bitch
Push over

Always hooking up with cortni

Peter puffer

Loves anal beeds 80”
No penis

Obnoxious
Jacob steganal like 80” of anal beeds
by Fake bitch January 13, 2020
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