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John Laurens

the gayest turtle you'll ever meet
teacher: lets learn about John Laurens

me: IM JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE TO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS BUT IM WORKIN ON THREE THOSE RED COATS DONT WANT IT WIT ME OR ILL POP CHICKA POP THESE COPS TILL IM FREE
by Hamiltrash<3 September 24, 2020
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Johns Island

The BEST city there is in Charleston South Carolina A.K.A Chuck Town B.K.A. Chuck. With the BEST high school there is in the Chuck, St. Johns High School aint nobody better than them Islanders!!!
Johns Island is a city within Charleston (Chuck Twon), South Carolina.
by Brittnie T. Grant July 31, 2006
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John Campbell

1 - A 'news' reporter fronting a program on New Zealand's TV3 station dealing with current affairs called 'Campbell Live'.
His reporting style is generally sensationalist and severely biased towards the perceived underdog. He commonly promotes public outrage by feeding the ignorant masses false or exaggerated claims based on pseudoscience. He also supports any minority group he can find, despite the fact that he is the epitome of an upper-middle class metro white guy. This, among other things, makes him a Fag Enabler.
2 - to "do a John Campbell" is to get stuck repeating words like "but" in an annoying squeaky, whingey tone when someone is saying something you don't agree with, especially when the statement you disagree with has something to do with minorities. Named after the aforementioned NZ reporter.
Sam: "I don't like ethnic minorities"
Bernard: (in squeaky voice) "but...., but....., but......, but......, but....., the..... Tangata Whenua......"

Bernard has unwittingly just done a perfect John Campbell.
by HB1459 January 25, 2009
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john Cena

A wrestler who has a rapper/ gangsta gimmick and is the WWE Champion but is booed by most fans because they are racist retards.
John Cena is the WWE Champion but is hated by some fans cuz there racists, he dons a rapper/gangsta gimmick that is usually associated with African Americans.
by S-Bladewarrior September 30, 2006
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john howard

Official Name: John Winston Howard.
Official Title: His Hon. Prime Minister.
Where: The Commonwealth of Australia.

Achievements: As the longest serving Prime Minister 11 March, 1996 - Present) since Sir Robert Menzies ( of The Commonwealth of Australia, His Hon. PM John Howard has notably brought the nation of Australia onto the World list. His recent IR (Industrial Relation) reforms have ensured Australia a secure and notably distinguished economy. He too has brought to the nation of Australia, a strong representation of Australian principles to the global world.
by Christina Robinson July 17, 2006
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John Henry

A term used to describe a mostly smoked or nearly empty bowl of marijuana. Often shortened to "JH."
"Gross. That was a total John Henry hit."
by Bazzy_J February 12, 2009
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elton john

the gayist piano player to ever play. Usually like to
a. play the piano
b. suck cock
c. suck some more cock
and d. suck some even more cock
elton john can suck my cock (actually i take that back he probally will)
by M. lawrence February 9, 2007
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