Swallowed a bouncy house

a) When a girl's breasts grow suddenly and quickly, especially early in puberty
b) When a woman gets a boob job

Is it true that Chesty Sunnyjugs got her boobs at age 11?
You kidding me?! She swallowed a bouncy house!

by Innuendo Man February 11, 2015

Yo gramomma house

When you are higher than the high you are that you can see yo momma house.

Shit, I'm so high that you can forget yo mama house, I can see yo gramomma house.

by PsychobabblesFire March 28, 2020

Shit House Mess

Noun

1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.

2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.

1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"

2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

House hunting with Jesus

A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.

It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.

by Kungfu Panda Express December 10, 2020

Bounce House Spongebob

Bounce House Spongebob is a cursed bounce house that eats children.

Mom: House fun son

The Son: SpongeBob scaring me

Bounce House Spongebob: i’m going to eat you

The son: (Screams)

by Your bob August 30, 2022

peppa pigs house

espn is ass cheeks

i like peppa pigs house because it has no espn

by espn sucks April 1, 2021

Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face

Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.

by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017