Football Gay

A football (soccer) gay is someone who's personality revolves around the sport, football. Most common sightings occur when they congregate in a group, usually a circle in which a ball is kicked amongst the football gays. The dialect of a football gay most commonly includes phrases such as "test my touch" and "on my head". Football gays can also be distinguished without a ball in their possession; they will usually wear astro's (football boots without studs) paired with jeans, and will usually have a blank, slated expression.

Mark "hey, look at those football gays over there" Terry "don't call us that, in 10 years time you'll be asking for my signature"

by Robloys July 18, 2018

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Gay Wario

It’s a very fat blunt often smoked by gangsters or ni🅱️🅱️as

Hey wanna go do a Gay Wario

by Aurbo3 September 26, 2018

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european gay

A term used in English football to describe homosexual patterns of play which are common in european football but are rarely seen (and heavily frowned upon) in the gritty matches of English lower league football. These patterns include 'passing around the back', 'tiki taka', short corners and a sweaty goal

Carlos: why did that guy just hoof the ball up for no reason? he should've played out from the back!
Bob: no that's european gay

by tonypulis08 May 19, 2018

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