French Trumpet

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.

Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.

by Englishtwat88 July 03, 2018

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french meeting

a french meeting is another word for a sexual hookup

Kierran: "Hey Keenan, wanna smoke a bowl rn?"

Keenan "I can't, I've got a French Meeting" *winks*

by kierran169 November 24, 2023

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A french speaker is when you shit in somebodies mouth, in which, they proceed to gargle on your shit.

"Yo, dude!.. me and here were just chilling and she let me give her a French Speaker! Shes a total freak!"

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When a man at the point of climax whispers in their partners ear "Mais wesh!"

This French dude next door was so loud last nigh while fucking his girl. I kid you not, he French busted in her!

by Johnny.Crocs December 03, 2021

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When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

by Jcerrino August 20, 2024

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A mixture of champagne, semen, and pussy juice, mixed in the vagina, which the dominant woman makes the male drink.

Bob does'nt wear the pants in that relationship, she makes him mix french milkshakes.

by Muttly's Ghost December 07, 2018

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A sex act in which one party shoves a bagget up the other party's rectom. Thus making the rectom a "french sleeve"

I went to the tailor today and he tried to sell me a french sleeve. I told him im married and left.

by Piffleator December 11, 2017

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