by urmfmom May 5, 2021
Get the t moneymug. When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.
My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
by Mead's Mead December 1, 2020
Get the Crash moneymug. stoner: yo bro can i get an 8th?
plug: yo for sure, i’ll be there in 10 make sure you’re money ready
stoner: bett
plug: yo for sure, i’ll be there in 10 make sure you’re money ready
stoner: bett
by lhbkjnjhbuygthjmnhcfgy8 August 19, 2023
Get the money readymug. by Please candy March 6, 2022
Get the Moneymug. When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.
I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!
by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025
Get the Swedish Money Shotmug. by dudeson1987 August 28, 2025
Get the baseball moneymug. A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.
Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account
Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“
This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.
This makes you a money mule.
What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account
Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“
This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.
This makes you a money mule.
What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025
Get the money mulemug.