Ethan

Has a Dick longer than any other dumb "this Name has a long Dick" No. This Ethan has the longest dick and immediately beats all other dicks. Go shove your long Dick up your own Ass!

Gurrllllll, I just had Sex with Ethan hes got a Dick longer than Brian!!

by [e-mail] May 19, 2020

Ethan

The most amazing guy you will ever meet is a Ethan he is loyal, handsome, nice he is also a very mature person. A Ethan is great to day or have as a friend because he is very cool and chill.

Who's that? You don't know him thats ethan!

by @$h!3y November 21, 2021

Ethan Goilbert

A cool manz who hates max and broke up with Sydney and wants to beat up maxwell b and is a master of swimming and roblox

Ethan goilbert cool little 8th grader and he good at swim

by Heahhsshzhzhbsbs February 25, 2020

Ethan

literally the friendliest most sustainable guy you’ll ever find and a 10/10 cat dad.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.

person 1: hey is that your friend ethan?
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.

by iheartglee October 6, 2021

ethan

ethan's humour is so underrated. he is so underrated. i could talk to him for hours to be honest. people like ethan deserve all the happiness they desire, they deserve everything they want. people like ethan are the ones you will remember in 10,20,30 years. one in a million typa guy :)

this friend i have is so amazing! he is ethan :)

by dinkled June 15, 2023

Ethan Gorrie

Any girl's (or guy's) dream, is truly husband material being able to cook, clean, but most importantly look good doing it.
As a friend, he is very loyal, and always gives a listening ear

"Did you see that guy?"
"yes He's so handsome and caring"
"I know right! he's definitely an Ethan Gorrie!"

by katiepoo<3 September 4, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is the kind of person who wrestles wild Wolfe's sometimes even 2 at one.when he is done he stabs cooks and eats the wolf.when he runs out of wolves he ventures into the woods sometimes chasing the wolves while riding his deer Fabio.

He's a total Ethan

by anonymousepics September 25, 2018