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David

David is an outgoing wild adventurous guy. He comes off as a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is really sweet with a very kind heart.

He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.

They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.

The best time of my life was when I with David.
David the most outrageous, caring man I have ever met.
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David

A smart, curious, kind loving, wonderful, crazy, sexy, talented man
David is a smart, curious, kind loving, wonderful, crazy, sexy, talented man
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David our lord

ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.

Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.

John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
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Veronica David

A perfect freind who will never let you down. She is obsessed with tick tock but over all a great person. She will encorage you through anything and would make a perfect girfreind. She loves singing but is self constious about herself.
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Daviding

a mf who makes hella money and fucks bitches all day u gotta be like him

be like david
oh i see you daviding and shit

hell yea you know thats how i gawwin
by rty344 January 21, 2023
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David

Typically David’s come off as the more quiet kinda guy. But once you get to know them, you realize they are kinda the opposite, they are loud, have a great sense of humor, and mess around with their friends. They have that kinda of laugh that can spread a smile to your face. When they get competitive over stupid things it’s honestly adorable. Yet with all these things they still get great grades in school and are kind, loyal, and would stand up for you without hesitation. David is the kinda guy who is humble and would say girls wouldn’t want him, as he has no idea how attractive he is. So let me tell you, if you have a David in your life, keep them there, and be there for him because often David’s are people pleaser and put themselves last, when really they deserve the world.
Guy one: Dude you know how many girls want you? You’re so lucky bro!!
David: What do you mean, why would anyone like me?

Meanwhile

Girl one: David is so hot!!!!
Girl two: ikr like I want him so baddd!!
Girl three: fr tho, he has it all, he’s tall, cute, smart, funny, and kind!!!
by M+D<30 November 23, 2024
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David the blue chipmunk

The name of the chipmunk in the popular film series “David and the chipmunks
Bro did you see David in David and the chipmunks 4? He was litty

(David the blue chipmunk)
by BigBoyHyndman December 30, 2020
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