dryver's license

A "restricted" motor-vehicle operator's card dat either (1) forbids you from operating your car during wet/snowy weather, and/or (2) mandates dat you be absolutely sober (i.e., "dry") before getting behind da wheel.

If you are super-klutzy about doing your wash, da laundromat might issue you a restricted-access (i.e., you must ask an attendant for supervision/assistance in loading your washed-but-still-damp clothes) dryver's license, too, since they would be concerned about your puttin' your careless cotton-pickin' paws on any of their expensive heat-tumbler machines.

by QuacksO May 18, 2020

Dryer shopping

Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.

F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?

M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.

by Lazy_ginger June 20, 2020

Drygina

Dry vagina.

"Help, I got a drygina!"

by Emilyanddazit September 26, 2020

Dryify

Similar to the word liquify

"Ah dang these meatballs are covered in too much sauce, I think I need to dryify them.

by An Anyonymous User October 30, 2020

Dryfus

Every Parker uses passwords that start with Dryfus and end with 2 numbers

Username :protectivemom-
Password: dryfus05

by Zainchouds November 1, 2020

dryangle fisting

Where a group of three form a circle, and dry fist each other.

Yeah mate, we ended up dryangle fisting.

by clevergal90210 December 19, 2020

drysnitch

to have a normal reaction to something being done by a person who is causing the attention. to be blamed bu the one whos actiually the snitch.

a loud mouth turtle being a pos and miss piggy reaction causing her to be called a drysnitch

by anonymous January 3, 2021