Crunchy Pie

A Hairy pussy

I ate her crunchy pie.

by CarlitosE June 10, 2018

Crunkle Knunkle

A homosexual individual of a highly masculine nature. This individual is often French. Gay lord

Me: “Seb you’re a crunkle knunkle!!”
Seb (raising a cudgel above his head): “Don’t talk shit you pasty white fucker!! I’ll kill you and your whole redneck family!!”

by Darood McSansterm June 13, 2018

crunt

Crunt is the smallest bitch in the litter.

The puppies are all small. Did you want the runt or the crunt?

by Wally Flowers June 13, 2018

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Crunner

Someone who moves forward on his feet and hands, just like a drunk monkey.

Till is the alpha crunner. He cruns around the whole day.

by WasserCrunner June 17, 2018

Crunchy

a person who makes their own granola, typically vegan, tree-hugger, hangs out at locally owned coffee shop, shops at thrift stores

My crunchy co-op cashier recommended a great kombucha

by DiscoLemonade1976 June 18, 2018

Crunk

To be bent or positioned in an odd, unnatural way.

“We look cute in this pic”
“Nah man my hand is crunk”

by Katiaa June 24, 2018