Sandy Burger

When you shit on the beach then squish your juicy ass into your shit and in between your buns and then feed that pile of sandy burger to your partner

Hey Anthony, that sandy burger you made me earlier was almost as juicy as your ass

by javinator July 3, 2022

glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face

Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.

by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022

Burger

Burgers are good but once you eat e'm.. something will pop up! It's worms

Burgers yum worm?

by Chicken bite February 15, 2022

Burger Music

When you hear a song that’s genuinely so bad and boring that you can’t imagine how real people listen to it. The kind of slop that plays on the radio.

Guy 1: Yo bro can you give me the aux?
Guy 2: Hell no bruh, you’re gonna play Dax again. I’m not trying to hear that burger music.

by GrapeSoss January 15, 2026

Fifi Burger

When you go to McDonalds and order a Big Mac with no sauce, then go home and use the burger as a fifi. You use your ejaculate as the sauce and feed it to Blucus.

Hey Blucus, I just got back from McDonalds and got a fifi Burger for you!

by Fragrance Fag January 16, 2026

Nothing Burger

When something happened or exists but lacks substance and interest

That lecture was a whole bunch of nothing burger

by fairyofhelen January 27, 2026

Burgering

When two males cuddle together and have one male's penis sandwiched between the other man's penis and balls perpendicularly.

Imagine the balls and penis of the receiver being the buns of the burger whilst the other partner is the patty in between, whilst looking like a McRib with regular buns. You can add the toppings of the burger by squeezing the balls into the burgering position such as lettuce and tomato or bacon or pickles or onions.

"Yo me and George were burgering last night and it felt so warm. It was like I was enveloped in sweet soft burger buns bro!"

"...Dude what the fuck are you on about"

by GayLord133742069 January 28, 2026