Crop blocked

Wow I took that picture and he totally cropped her out of it, you can see her arm and everything. She got crop blocked.
by JBeasty February 07, 2013
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Crop-Blocked

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.
Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"
by Mausie August 21, 2015
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Thock Block

See ‘thock’. A cupped hand placed on the chin to prevent a thock.
Haha, get thock blocked.”
by Hee_Hee_Energy March 24, 2020
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Piper’s Block

When an individual experiences difficulties with what to say when trying to seal the deal with a female
I don’t know what to tell her i’m experiencing piper’s block
by extendokyle December 13, 2021
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Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.
Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.
by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 09, 2022
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Cat block

Like a cock block but with wlw folks
Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block
by kitkit katkat October 08, 2020
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Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.
"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
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