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A hardcore member of the Apostolic Lutheran church. Generally can be seen dressed in hunter's camouflage, dirty/damaged jeans, Carhart jackets, etc. The males tend to drive Jeep Cherokees, Toyota or Nissan pickups, and sometimes if they're lucky, daddy's work truck which is usually a full size Chevrolet or Ford the vehicles are sometimes lifted, poorly, and are always muddy. The females tend to drive small cars such as Honda Civics, Volkswagen Jettas, Saturns, etc. The families drive vans seeing as most families have about a dozen kids.

Bunners are banned from doing many things by their churches. They can't watch TV, use computers, drink, sue or anything else deemed "bad." The only bad thing they can do is use tobacco products. And let me tell you, they use them extensivly. All bunners smoke and/or chew. It just what they do. It's not uncommon to see large amounts of chewing tobacco sitting in a water fountain, toilet or sink in a heavily bunner-populated area.

Since they can't watch TV or play video games or even use the internet, bunners have to find other forms of entertainment. Some examples are: muddin', huntin', shootin', spittin', chewin', fightin', smokin' and just being dicks to non-bunners.

In some areas such as the Battle Ground area in Washington, bunners are very prevelent. In school, it is not uncommon to have more than one bunner from the same family in the same class. If you take higher-level classes, you are less likely to come across bunners, which leads me to my next point. Bunners are not very intelligent and most don't plan on attending college which means they must work in trades such as construction. Almost all bunner families have some kind of company associated with them and almost all the bunners from those families work in said companies. Some examples of companies are: Tapani Underground and Nutter.
Clide: Hey dude, look at all this chew clogging this sink.
Roy: Didn't you see that bunner walk out just now?
Clide: Oh, that would explain it.
by Beau Nerr October 23, 2006
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Members of the OLD Apostolic Lutheran Church. People call us bunners because of the buns on the girl's heads. People stereotype us as rude, having massive families, and rednecks or hicks. It is we true, we do have huge families, due to the fact the we believe that if we were meant to have children, then God will give us children and however many he gives us is what we get. We do not believe in birth control or abortion. We are known for having our own "language" because we talk like hicks, saying things like "pry" instead of probably and "k". Many people do not like bunners and do not realize that we are very loving and kind if you let us be. We are also known for chewing and smoking tobacco. Also, to all the people that call us bunners to offend us should just know that we are not offended, but very happy that your noticed our differences and that we also call ourselves bunners when we talk to one another. Bunners usually hang out in big groups in parking lots or at one of their friend's houses.
"How 'bout we go to Collin's house tonight?"
"We pry could, let's just ask him!"
"Get all the bunner boys and girls and we'll all get together."
by ~outgoing girly~ April 10, 2017
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1. Evangelicals who have several children. They children are always well behaved, blonde, and all the girls wear long skirts.

2. Called bunners because of their hair, which is always in a bun but also because they breed like bunnies.
"Did you see the bunner mom driving around her 15 passenger van?"
by The.Big.One January 07, 2012
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Badass people who go to a badass church. We have different (true) beliefs, and this is what makes us different. Nonbunners often tend to be jealous, or scared of us. Without reason, of course. There are many localities across the U.S., Canada, and many European countries. The women tend to wear buns, hence the name bunners.
"Oh, look! Those young kids must be bunners. Lets go see where they're from!"
by Bunner July 09, 2014
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A word that insecure people use against members of the Old Apostolic Lutheran Church. They are called inbreed and hicks and stuck up, but that goes straight against their beliefs. They go to church and try to be obedient but there is nothing that they must do. They can do what they want, but they just choose to be obedient to God's word. They are stereotyped like they are a different race and they assume one member is like all members.
Hey, where are all of us bunners going to meet up tonight? Should we have a bonfire?
by Bigdeallucille December 15, 2016
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A person that is associated with the Apostolic Lutheran Church. You can find many of them in Battle Ground, WA schools. Generally, they are super annoying and needy. Bunner guys usually like to hang with the hicks, who don't even want them there. They like to wear buckle jeans and RVCA hats and boots. They constantly ask for chew and cigarettes because tobacco is the only "bad" thing that their church allows. Drinking is not an option for them. Usually they drive shitty trucks that they rally and break from being stupid.

As for the girls, they are completely stuck up and rude. They are not aloud to wear makeup. Theoretically, they have their hair in some sort of bun or ponytail with a really ugly "bump" in it. They keep their shirts long enough usually to reach to their knees, or they wear a skirt to their knees. Like the Bunner boys, they are heavy smokers. For the most part, they only socialize with other members of the church.

Bunners are not typically aloud to marry anyone outside of their church. Church rules are No TV, no internet, no dating until 16, no music, no makeup, no drinking, and much more ridiculous shit. Each and every Bunner family tends to have around 10-15 kids in it as well. Because they don't believe in birth control. While the men are at work, the women become slaves and cook, clean and take care of children.

Because they think they are better than everyone else when really, no one wants to be a part of their stupid cult of a religion anyway.
"Look at that bunner over there with her 18 incest siblings!"

"Haha I'm so glad I'm not part of that religion! I can go to church when I want to and not be controlled by dumb ass rules"

"Same! They are so annoying!"
by Knottmylan September 14, 2016
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A person who smokes weed all day, all night. An expert at smoking, rolling, buying, growing weed. Someone who has a dealer in their building.
-Marcel b-unit
-Victor b-unit
-Richard b-unit
-Shawn b-unit
by Dipset November 18, 2003
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