couch beat

Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!

That guy Frank got a pete burn from couch beat.

by Feetbeater6911 November 17, 2015

Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day

On 20 April everyone is allowed to beat up E-Girl and Cute girl Day Packgod Beat up 56,688 times
so make sure prepare ur gun

Person 1: Hey Person 2 it is 20 april it is Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day!!!!
Person 2: Holy shit lets go hunting
Person 1: Prepare ur gun rn!!11!1!

by VTubers_Killer23 March 31, 2023

Fuck a beat

To not give af ab anything going on per specific situation

Bro you left ur condoms at my crib yo
Damn I gotta hit it raw now
Fuck a beat

by Poopjew September 15, 2020

Dead-Rat Beats

Dead Rat beats is an upcoming music artist who focuses on rap and the safety of roadkill as he himself has experienced animal cruelty firsthand , he raps about his daily struggles of being a rat , in today’s society rats are abused and demeaned and undervalued , this is truly despicable and must change as it will Better the world and bring peace and justice.

His raps are posted on the social media website called: Instagram
He will post his tunes on soundcloud soon....

Socials:
Instagram - dedrat.beatz

Wow! That dead-rat beats concert was so sick, my favourite line is..... (dedrat.beatz on instagram to find out)

Dead-rat beats raps make me feel different about the way rats are treated in modern society, they are truly majestic creatures!

by way2cool4usmeglets June 23, 2022

beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"

by Metalpole February 10, 2018

Beat

A person that will hack your toaster. He will make you think he is harmful and flex on you with inspect elemented cash.

I'm beat and you're getting ratted!
Bro I'm going to XSS your site

by KantHackerman January 28, 2019

Beat The Bus Syndrome

A person, when driving, who has the incentive to always be in front of the bus by any means necessary.
This being:
• Overtaking dangerously
• Driving Recklessly
• Dangerous use of speed

*Bus driver gets cut up by a car when pulling off a roundabout*
“What an idiot! Looks like he has a bad case of Beat The Bus Syndrome”

by BusDriverJordan September 17, 2021