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fart-o-meter

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.
and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones
by vitoman123 November 24, 2020
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Bag O' Sog

A used plastic sack bag with pahew and other conCOCKtion
I just tossed my Bag O' Sog and Jacob Hawley, PAHEW
by jacobhasnowewe February 18, 2020
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Bag O' Sog

A plastic sack filled to the brim of unknown substances and materials commonly described as a "soggy" concocktion.
PAHEW, that Bag O' Sog is almost overflowing! Jacob Hawley.
by Soggy Pants February 18, 2020
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dodge-o-rama

When you walk into a person and try to dodge the person but the person dodges in that way,you do it again and therefore begins a body-leaning war. It often lasts for ~1.5 seconds.
"Yesterday,I did a dodge-o-rama with a random hot girl on a street. That was awkward."
"You won't believe what happen! I did a 6-second lasting dodge-o-rama,like it felt an eternity xd."
by NonBad March 2, 2020
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Porn-O-Potty

Watching porn from your phone whilst sitting on the toilet!
I need to take a dump. I'm going to o go use the porn-o-potty. Nothing like good porn and a good shit.
by Ahshemoto April 30, 2020
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O M Gosh

A variation of OMG (traditionally understood to stand for "Oh my god") used either to avoid accusations of blasphemy or just for the sake of whimsy.

Mostly used by teenage girls on kids shows.
O M Gosh you guys, that skirt is totes adorbs!
by ApricotFields June 26, 2020
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sketch-o-clock

Texting the opposite gender past 12:00 am.
Texting the opposite gender, especially people you are interested in/they are interested into you, past 12:00 am
Texting the opposite gender, especially flirtatious people/people who will give you that type of attention, past 12:00 am.

usually texting/talking to the opposite gender past 12:00 am gets sketchy and emotional - therefore, becoming sketch-o-clock.
"OMG brad texted me!!!" "Giirrrllll he texted you at 12:00 am, it's sketch-o-clock, he wants something"
by doubleC^2 August 4, 2020
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