Chris

You know Big Dick is back in town when you hear the name, Chris

Chris has a massive cock

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Chris

If you had to describe Chris in one word it would be perfect cause he is perfect. Nothing should change about him. Hes sweet, nice,kind, good-looking, and has an amazing personality. He's beyond cute his, hair, smile, freckles. He's just perfect. If you have a Chris your the luckiest person alive because Chris are the best. Chris are also pretty popular. Almost everyone knows him wants to be around him. He's so perfect in every way possible. I love Chris.

Perfect
Girl 1: chris is so perfect
Girl 2: I know but hes mine

by Lunaknigt June 27, 2019

A chris

A Chris (verb) walking around with a sock and a Chris. Chris likes peppers and round clamps. Holding the clamps tight a little yeet will sneak out every now and again. For one to succeed a Chris one must truly understand ancient Greek thai food bok Lamar dong pad goop

A chris is a big stork and a staircase of onions

by Lahtree April 19, 2020

Chris

To be over an emotional & depressed person who is unable to take a joke.

Tim! Stop being so Chris!

by wewe wafu June 11, 2018

Chris Browned

To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.

"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."

"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"

"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"

by Nivlacisforwards January 12, 2013

Chris

Hot Boyyyy

That Chris

by Gl1zzySn1p3r October 27, 2021

Chris Brown

Has a net worth of 50 million dollars as of 2023! WHAT HAPPENED TO BOT PICKING ON WOMEN JORDAN!? Is HE an incel? I looks like if they want to fuck you and you have a million dollars you can just beat the shit out of them and there aren't any consequences.

Hym "Chris Brown proves that you're wrong Jordan."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023