facebook jockin

a individual that comments on alot of your posts with stupid shit

person 1: yo man did you read what jim commented on your status?

person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude

by dfvbgh September 26, 2011

Facebook slagger

A Facebook Slagger is a person who is never online when needed, for example a Group chat where a topic is getting discussed or if hes just not online when all the other Brochacho's are going nuts on Face.

Brochacho 1: Dude, Frank is slaggin again.

Brochacho 2: Yeah, i just noticed; hes such a Facebook Slagger !

Brochacho 1: Totally !

by ThelittleGumbas August 03, 2011

Facebook IQ

The apparent factor by which one's IQ is either increased or decreased upon realization that they have many "friends" that will "hear" them.

If only plagiarism was allowed, then his actual IQ would be close to his Facebook IQ.

by TheSilentObserver August 13, 2011

Facebook Fingers

Working those facebook fingers

i used my facebook fingers to facebook finger my way through facebook

by Facebook Fingers March 03, 2015

Facebook Fire

Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.

"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."

You're starting a Facebook Fire.

by Dey-ron June 22, 2014

facebook whore

Someone who constantly flirts/hooks up/plays head games with people they are friends with on Facebook. This usually involves posting several statuses that suggest they are about someone but no tags because there are several people they are messing with.

Did you see Carolyn CeeCee Reeds statuses? They were all about different guys.

Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.

by JohnDeereCamo January 29, 2012

Facebook Nerd

Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.

This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"

Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black

by Faerduron October 16, 2012