Chanko Legs

The state of having eaten so much Chanko-nabe that, due to an over flowing stomach, it has begun to fill up your legs, leading to lethargy and an inability to eat an early lunch the next day.

Travis: More like, are we ready to start that early Lunch?

Eric: whoa, you know i got chanko legs this morning. Cants be pounding down a big lunch

by notemderock May 3, 2019

Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."

Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."

by HarbingerOfDumb May 9, 2018

Pubic legs

When you don’t shave your legs for A long time and it looks like pubes

Person 1: oh I forgot to shave my legs last week

Person 2: guess your legs are as long and thick as pubic hair
Person 1: oh no I got pubic legs

by January 16, 2022

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro July 29, 2013

Legging Virgin

Someone who wears leggings that are so tight no dick could ever get in

Don't ever date a legging virgin if you want some action.

by Badbiiiiiiiiiitch April 15, 2022

leg broke

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

by Simon February 4, 2004

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019