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Rusty Smirnoff

The act of placing a Smirnoff Ice in one’s anus, removing said Ice, then lunging to one knee and chugging the Ice.
Jesse had to Rusty Smirnoff Jessica after Christopher inappropriately caught Jesse off guard with a an icing worthy of rustiness.
by Jp2dag00 December 12, 2020
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Rusty Megaphone

To grad the cock and balls of you partner in one handfull from behing while he is on all fours. Then shout as loud as you can into his ass and squeeze. Whatever you yell he has to yell louder...
If you really want the neighbors to hear you fooling around you need to break out the RUSTY MEGAPHONE
by Riffmonger February 5, 2012
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Rusty Marino

Adjective. A cocktail which was popularized by police pubs and contains vodka, light rum, maraschino cherry, and cream of sumyungguy floating on top, served during Happy Hour only.
"I enjoy dining out and good conversation over a Rusty Marino at the local dive bar."
by ᙅYᙖᙓᖇ ᗪOᙅ™ April 21, 2020
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Rusty Giuliani

Getting a dry hand job from an escort in a hotel room
by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020
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Rusty Motor

The act of defecating between one's breasts and then rocking your head from side-to-side making a "brrr" sound, similar to a motorboat.
Guy: "Yeah last night I gave Peggy the biggest Rusty Motor I've ever seen!"
by Bubbabeck51 July 17, 2017
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Rusty Lantern

A rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire
During our usual rusty trombone session on Wednesday, we busted out a book of matches to set ablaze his pubic bush to perform the rusty lantern.
by daddydeals March 28, 2025
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Rusty

Rusty Tones is a rapper
Rusty Tones got bars
by Rusty Tones April 20, 2018
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