rusty keg

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing in the stimulator's mouth.

Dawg, my girlfriend gave me the best Rusty Keg last night!

by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024

Rusty Venture

when you masterbate way too much and your penis is red and raw

im cock is soooooo rusty venture from last nite!

by snodd eeei November 26, 2010

rusty jungle

A worn out ginger vagina covered in pubes and infested with living creatures such as crabs (lice)

Yo bruh, stay away from that bitch. She's got a straight up rusty jungle.

by John Doe jangles April 26, 2014

Rusty Abbott

To be a good guy with no worries and just live life regardless of what people think because you always win

He's so cool and just relaxed,he's so rusty abbott

by Lifechaser May 14, 2023

Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.

Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 20, 2014

Rusty Donald

The act of recieving a rimjob while wearing a Donald Trump wig-bonus points if you call her Melania and make her tell you that you have a yuuuuggeeeee penis.

I can believe she wanted to do the Rusty Donald on the first date!

by MorningMemeMaster69 February 8, 2018