When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.
by Juggalo25 November 04, 2018
When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.
"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
by Johndhughes December 19, 2015
Is when girls named Jamie take 2 dicks in the rear end with a loaded rectum. Preferably after eating.
by Jamiedontsuckit June 20, 2014
"Anyone noticed that Dan always takes his pliers with him to the toilet?"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"
by TheWalrus2005 September 03, 2020
by Master Floppy December 14, 2017
"She was on her period and wouldn't stop bleeding. So to make it up to me, she let me give her a Rusty Dakota."
by Swood September 13, 2014
by Chapo Ghestappo September 01, 2023