Fake

One who can't practice what they preach

"Man, that Calvin is fake as fuck!"

by Freaakinnbrown May 23, 2024

Fake twalling

Pretending to be or do something

Girl#1: I'm about to fight this girl after work

Girl #2: stop "fake twalling"

by A.N.R.D. March 12, 2017

fake mm bitch

a bitch who has "anxiety" and if anyone has a lil problem with her she is a 2 yr old and cries and needs her mommy

that fake mm bitch makes me
want to kms

by lovelife26292056201017 May 15, 2016

Fake

God

person 1. Reeeeeee
person 2. Oh shit fake god is here

by Mr San0man January 10, 2019

Fake friend

Every friend I've ever had I'm the 18 years I've lived until I met new people in college who I can be myself around

I've finally got real friends and ditched the fake friends

by UltimateDoge November 8, 2022

Not fake

It isn't. I'm not getting clicks. You are clearly doing this over your religion and not because you're skeptical and if you are reading this then your level of certainty is likely >= mine.

Hym "Not fake. I'm not recording myself so I can't fake anything. I don't need to do it myself or be taught a lesson. If anyone gets what they want out of this then what they want is not something you are going to like. The only thing fake around here is schizophrenia."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

fake ran yoda

When a retarded snail gets mixed with one to many chromosomes and sprouts human legs

“Did you see how much Johnny was a fake ran yoda last night?”

by Magical boy November 21, 2022