greasy cookie

a boy who is ugly and has an oily face because he uses too much gel

by Cinnabun November 4, 2003

cookies and cram

When you use a cookie as a butt plug

Schmidt just did a cookies and cram and trained 3 asian males

by Trail of tears March 10, 2019

Assorted cookies

A group of beautiful women. (A variety pack) Females of different natural hair colors, skin tones, races or socioeconomic backgrounds etc. Engaged in a singular activity. Walking, wine tasting, shopping, a spa day, or making sex. et al

I saw some assorted cookies at the park.

by 1-Ball April 12, 2023

Milking and Cookies

When performing fellatio, the woman is feeding her man homemade cookies.

Her: ready for your milking and cookies?
Man (Pants-less and hungry) heck yes! Take this cock and feed me!

by Chrissy o May 20, 2025

Boy Scout cookies

Slang for genital herpes

Man I shouldn’t have slept with Jennifer, she gave me Boy Scout cookies

by Amusedrussianman March 7, 2019

Smooshy Cookie

When a group of guys stand in a circle, ejaculate on a cookie and the guy who cums last has to eat the cookie that was ejaculated on.

we are going to make a smooshy cookie.

by Red Wench April 3, 2009

Mud cookie

Where you shit on a dick while riding doing anal, and you flatten enough of the shit down into little flat pieces that have dried a little.

Damn babe, you made a big mud cookie.

by Gremisius July 13, 2024