potato

Somebody who looks, walks talks, and acts like a potato. Also, if your name is Aiden Blakely you are automatically cosidered a potato.

hi potato

by john bron October 16, 2017

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Get the potatomug.

Potato

The most worshiped food item, or any item ever.

The potato blesses you sincerely.

by readyourbibleprayeveryday August 15, 2018

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Get the Potatomug.

A potato is an awful cheerleader who thinks they are good. These potatoes are happy to be potatoes. These "cheerleaders" struggle to excel. They are funny to watch. If you find a potato team, call them potatoes because they love it.

"Wow you're such a potato"
"Thanks we know. We love it"

by Straightfacts August 29, 2014

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Get the Potatomug.

Turning the potatoes

The act of adjusting your ball sack openly and in view of the general public/strangers.

The streamer was turning the potatoes right in front of the camera, for all to see.

by technocraticparty August 26, 2018

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Get the Turning the potatoesmug.

potato-helping

Attempting to alleviate a situation by being of help, but instead making no impact or making the situation worse.

A: Hey, I remember you talked about that problem with your boyfriend, so I went ahead and asked him about it. He was kinda stand-offish, but I managed to get your point across.

B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.

A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.

by Roselle Corin July 3, 2023

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