guzzle pants

One who enjoys slapping young boys on their private parts, creating irregular sounds of pain

Wow, my dad is a real guzzle pants.

guzzle pants by Jerome May 13, 2005

Cheeze Pants 

When a dude doesn't wash his pants for at least a week, and you can tell.

"Dudebro, he's cheeze pantsing helluhh hard"

"Yeah, he hasn't been home for like two weeks."

Cheeze Pants by HermanManwells August 19, 2009

Humfrey Pants 

A fictional character invented and put in the yearbook who has his own Myspace and Facebook accounts.

An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.

Kid #1: You see that guy over there?
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.

Humfrey Pants by Gotta Luv It November 22, 2009

Half Pants 

Sweat pants that only reach halfway down your leg.

Girl 1- She had a camel toe in her half pants.
Girl 2- Yeah she did.

Half Pants by lollllllllllllllll April 3, 2010

Beef Pants 

Common misinterpretation of the chant "defense!" often heard at American football games.

Why is everyone yelling beef pants?

Beef Pants by Mel4000 January 3, 2011

drama pants 

someone who normally has the first name james. they normally like to do homosexual things like listen to coldplay, or visit lemonparty.org frequently.

I bet drama pants would like it

drama pants by iW u n k a January 20, 2011

angry pants 

A pair of pants that are horribly uncomfortable to the point where anyone wearing them is grumpy for the rest of the day. Angry pants can only affect certain people.

Sorry I yelled at you, I'm wearing my angry pants.

angry pants by Fuzzbun July 15, 2013