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Speed-o-Shit

The shit one takes while at school, so one does not have to walk in awkwardly after a 10 minute bathroom break. Usually includes grunts, splashes, and frantic pulling of the toilet paper off the roll. Trying to take a Speed-o-Shit does not work well if the shitter has constipation; but if one can pull it off with ideal conditions, it will seem as if the peed rather than pooped, judging by the time span between them leaving the room and coming back.
Will: Hey, Gerard, you're back from the restroom. That was quick!

Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.
by Titobanana September 15, 2013
mugGet the Speed-o-Shitmug.

bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.
The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"
by cretin11 November 29, 2011
mugGet the bed-o-snakesmug.

sketch-o-clock

Texting the opposite gender past 12:00 am.
Texting the opposite gender, especially people you are interested in/they are interested into you, past 12:00 am
Texting the opposite gender, especially flirtatious people/people who will give you that type of attention, past 12:00 am.

usually texting/talking to the opposite gender past 12:00 am gets sketchy and emotional - therefore, becoming sketch-o-clock.
"OMG brad texted me!!!" "Giirrrllll he texted you at 12:00 am, it's sketch-o-clock, he wants something"
by doubleC^2 August 4, 2020
mugGet the sketch-o-clockmug.

lots o fun

come in the van kids it will be lots o fun.
lots o fun you say well thats an offer I cant refuse.
by Decent Definitions February 22, 2017
mugGet the lots o funmug.

Stick O' Butter

Refers to a women's vagina that is very good. Warm, wet, hot, makes a man's penis feel like a stick of butter melting.
John: How's Rebecca man?
Paul: She's kinda crazy bro, but she got that stick o' butter.
by FemurLover February 22, 2019
mugGet the Stick O' Buttermug.

matar o cavalo

to matar o cavalo is to jerk off, invented by aatif and joao. translates to killing the horse
"hey how was ur weekend"
"i just spent it matar o cavalo not much"
by sebbas January 10, 2023
mugGet the matar o cavalomug.

Cup O’ Solo

A tasty concoction that consists of oyster crackers, cheese, and sometimes bacon. For the poor man, it is usually constructed when you are lacking money to buy real food. The food is a lesser known delicacy of Cincinnati. A person that consumes solo is known as a Grumbler.
Miles: “Wanna get something to eat?”
Ben: “I don’t have any money
Miles: “We can always go get a free Cup O’ Solo”
by Cincinnati_Grumbler January 5, 2023
mugGet the Cup O’ Solomug.

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