German mud wizard

You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face

Oh my god they did the German mud wizard

by Luciepoo February 26, 2023

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024

Mud Trench

When you fuck someone in the ass coating your dick with shit then titty fuck them.

I gave Tina a Mud Trench last night, her titties were covered in shit!

by Pointy Ears March 21, 2017

Detroit Mud Slide

The act of defecting down a partners face and then giving them head, while eating your own feces.

Let me give you a Detroit Mud Slide tonight. 🤭🤭

by nendnsnnsnsmoasisujshqywuidnen July 13, 2025

Mud Puddle

a group of people larger than 3 made up of african americans.

hey mane, lets go join this mud puddle.

by Natavian August 25, 2023

blue mud

Ugly. Not attractive.

She is. Blue mud.

by Kcc25 December 29, 2017

Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy and does anything for a ride

Get off the atv you mud lizard

by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020