escape shower

taking a shower to avoid any kind of conflict with the people you live with

“dude my mom is pissed i’m gonna go take an escape shower”

“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”

by delphiniumium April 24, 2023

Shower Chowder

The combination of cum and hair that builds up in the drain after a few months in a college dorm room. Think of the drain as a bread bowl.

Stop Gargling Shower Chowder and get your life together!

by TheGovinator January 28, 2022

Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.

I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower

by JaBird December 7, 2018

Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”

I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.

by Photogal November 10, 2022

Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes

Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower

by nasheedb January 31, 2021

shower sexual

you are sexually attracted to showers and you like men.

Nisa: I’m gay and i love showers they are so hawt
Me: you’re shower sexual

by masypoo May 2, 2021

shower whiskey

Drinking your own piss while in the shower.

I can’t wait to drink some shower whiskey!

by Workingforaliving May 31, 2023