Bagel fucker

Someone who has sex with a bagel.

Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel

by Carplad19 October 11, 2016

Troll fucker

1) an individual who has sexual intercourse with trolls or desires to have sexual intercourse with trolls
2) An individual who finds Danilo Gallinari attractive
3) Dani
4) abbreviation: TF

Dani is a #TF

Dani is a troll fucker

by #tf October 5, 2016

mutt fucker

Some asshole that hogs the jukebox at a bar with shitty songs

This mutt fucker ruined the jukebox Playlist with their shitty music

by Mutt fucker August 10, 2016

Bubble fucker

(noun); A person(s)who invades your personal space and likes to pop and or burst your bubble.

Stop fucking with my bubble you bubble fucker

by KyKy0527 June 18, 2016

Special Fucker

Someone who's is completely fucking ridiculous but you love them too much to reject them

My boyfriend is a special fucker

by Pennstategirl_14 August 22, 2016

Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

fountain fucker

A girl during sexual activities releases excessive amounts of bodily liquids.

Rob: "Dude, you had a fountain fucker last night."

by Robbo November 13, 2016