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Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.
Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."
by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020
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fake ran yoda

When a retarded snail gets mixed with one to many chromosomes and sprouts human legs
Did you see how much Johnny was a fake ran yoda last night?”
by Magical boy November 21, 2022
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Fake Friends Day

A day where you post a picture/video of a fake friend or you just drop that person🤣🤣
December 4th!!
“Hey remember Alex? Yeah the guy who stabbed me in the back, I’m going to post him on social media for Fake Friends Day!”
by boxy2sped November 27, 2019
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Fakes

Egyptian slang that is used to dismiss a suggestion that one doesn't like.
Do you want to go to Mariem's party? Naaah man, fakes.
by haymanyo September 27, 2023
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Not fake

It isn't. I'm not getting clicks. You are clearly doing this over your religion and not because you're skeptical and if you are reading this then your level of certainty is likely >= mine.
Hym "Not fake. I'm not recording myself so I can't fake anything. I don't need to do it myself or be taught a lesson. If anyone gets what they want out of this then what they want is not something you are going to like. The only thing fake around here is schizophrenia."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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Fake

That girl is so fake no that girl is so Jada
by Gkufbj March 29, 2017
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Fake Spirituality

Fake Spirituality or FS, highly linked with delusion and isn’t real. Often using spirituality as a basis for causing more harm than good and justifying harm by using their spirituality as justification. Without realising it often leads to their own suffering long term.
That’s totally FS. Fake spirituality enables cruelty of the highest degree.
by Aknownmouse September 22, 2025
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