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Facebook Etiquette

The definition of what is acceptable protocol when using Facebook, specifically whether or not it is acceptable to ask someone out through this forum or if that would be perceived as stalking and creepy. This relates to someone you have not yet met properly.
Facebook Etiquette: hypothetical situation as follows: guy meets girl but has minimal opportunity to communicate since the meeting point thus far has been in a loud bar, albeit a top, top place! Girl has a particularly gorgeous smile! Guy takes matters into his own hands and plans a surprise delivery of flowers and a package to said bar during a charity event (is this poor timing?) Guy & girl become FB friends. Is it then acceptable protocol to pursue further contact via FB or should they wait until the next chance encounter at the noisy bar?

Consensus is: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, & Life is too short. ***This is contingent upon girl not being easily offended & a tad on the adventurous side.
by Mr. Intrigue December 23, 2010
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Facebook Pruning

The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.
Who the hell is (Random name here), time for some Facebook pruning.
by Emadrio October 20, 2010
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Facebook Raped

When friends and family jest with each other by using their facebook without their permission, and update their status to vulgar things, usually involving gay sex.
Facebook: "I love men... facebookraped.com!"
Victim: "Shit, I've been facebook raped and everyone knows it, because they'll visit facebookraped.com"
by pigandsquid July 26, 2010
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Facebook Kurting

Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.
Dude, stop facebook kurting me from your girlfriends account, its weird.
by Kurt_is_offended May 12, 2011
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Facebook Mojo

A feeling one has when everything they do on Facebook goes right. Everyone likes their status, likes they're comments. You're the funniest/coolest person on Facebook right now.
look at how many people liked his status already! he's got mad Facebook Mojo going!
by Monster Mans June 12, 2011
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facebook stunna

Someone that will post a status, comment, picture, etc. About how they're gonna kick someones ass. But in real life they wouldn't even look at you wrong.
Usually this happens because the Facebook Stunna doesn't wanna look like a pussy in front of other friends who don't even know them
. Man # 1..that lil boy thinks he's ham. man # 2..he's just a big facebook stunna forreal.
by Jessssie(; October 14, 2011
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Facebook Inquisition

1. A one-man or group attack on a person via facebook due to a distasteful comment or suspicion of undermining commonly-held beliefs or status quo.

2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.

3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.
First Example: Man, we totally called out that chick who dissed you last night on facebook. It was like a facebook inquisition.

Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.

Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.
by cardinalrichelieu February 17, 2013
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