God's Joint

The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.

Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!

by MashMaster December 16, 2010

fire god

When you stick a burning branch up her or his asshole

I fire god your dog last night.

by Paris is gay May 12, 2018

Toe god

A fake god that Minecraft players worship with a sponge and they cut off there toes

The toe god is very hot and we love it

by Thisburrito July 26, 2022

Bra God

The most amazing creature to ever be born in this world. We are lucky Bra god was born in this era. She would bless your bra in any given circumstances. Although bra god is a quite lost soul, she’s willing to adopt like an idiot. But she’s not an idiot. Maybe a little.

Bra god is a weird creature and only few people can see her, she’s everywhere like an unknown demonic entity, she has her own demon and that demon is feisty but cutely smart demon.

Bra god, despite her godly name, lives in hell. Along with the other demonic goddesses.

“Bra God may now bless your bra for eternity”

“I don’t wear a bra”
*poof*
“Now you do”

by Lover loo September 27, 2019

God's Rod

1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf

2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice

3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass

4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds

5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)

6- Drink and repeat

Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"

Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"

Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"

Jerry: "YEP"

by rypring April 23, 2010

God’s cabbage

An underused term for marijuana that was founded by old people

My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage back in the day

by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018

Curry god

The Asian who is in love with curry and has an insightful knowledge of this key aspect in life.

He is the go to curry god in a time of need
Very good very good

by APKrish December 8, 2019