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mend a bone

To facilitate the docking of two penis' as a third party, assuming direct manual control.
"I can't come over and bake cookies after school, because I'm helping Raul and Giorgio mend a bone"
by captainbohemia August 21, 2019
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Bones

Dollars (similar to bands which are thousands)
"I just got some J's and now I'm 150 bones in the hole"
by Calvinator_lmao March 5, 2024
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The 'Bone

Whenever Carl pumps the 'Bone, all the ladies intone and moan.
by Psidonym April 13, 2020
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smile bones

The bones/muscles you use when you smile or suck dick
I broke my girls smile bones when she sucked my dick
by DingDongDylan May 23, 2018
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Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...
I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.
by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018
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bone snatcher

someone who is so insistent on getting his daily calcium that they need to yoink (often in a violent manner) your bones to achieve it. often a gym chad or a creepy guy next door, you never know who will take one or even two of your 206 bones.
Someone: Sorry guys, I reeeeeallly need my calcium today. *takes bones*
Victim(s): Damn it, I can't believe you've done this, you bone snatcher.
by FlashCanBuild June 30, 2022
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