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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.
-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.
by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012
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Beat my Shen

To build something up for a massive explosion
by Brondips September 24, 2024
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mr roux man no beat potato

a phrase used in one of flamingos yt videos during a rap battle.
"mr roux man no beat potato" "i think this guy is serious"
by Xhl03 March 23, 2025
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Dead-beat father

A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.
After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.
by Komickazee February 19, 2024
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about to beat my shit

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”
by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025
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Beat up a Youtuber Day

On February 10th you are allowed to assault a Youtuber with no consequences at all!
by SomeSuper February 8, 2023
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