what i call abscesses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

by Vanakkam January 22, 2021

by Robin Da Bank March 11, 2020

by Xuan of the Order of the Crow July 23, 2017

If you ever get your hands on a flying sir conditioner then you should always try to find a way to shit on it while flying in the air.
Boy: Oh no I shit my pants on the flying air conditioner! 😔
Girl: That's great! You should always try to shit your pants on a flying air conditioner!
Girl: That's great! You should always try to shit your pants on a flying air conditioner!
by shrekluvsdonkey March 15, 2025

pissing while drinking water
by d0gl0g September 4, 2019

by Forrest Lagarde December 23, 2020
