Dad

You don’t have one

Your dad went to go get the milk and never came back

by 😎2️⃣🆒4️⃣✏️✂️📚😎 July 16, 2022

The place my dad went

Son I’m going to get milk
Me oki

Me also daddy it’s Ben 69 years and your still not home

The place were your dad gose help the place your dad goes
The place my dad went

by Jfifiejdjddd July 18, 2022

Dad

If you do not have one of these you will fail at losing your virginity

Guy 1- My names khalid, my dad left
Guy2- no bitches?

by SaggyVaggy July 18, 2022

Ur dad

Someone I fucked

I did Ur dad

by Your favorite gay transmasc July 19, 2022

Dad

Me

I am your dad you fucking bitch

by Your Missing Dad July 19, 2022

Ellie’s dad

Ellie’s dad is someone that never botheres with his kids . He’s obsessed with spending money at the Casino and shoving his head down the shower plug to pull out any hairs that could of been stuck up his arse . He is the type of person who will only send you a birthday card when your dead and has never returned since he went to buy the milk dad of the year !!

“Ellie’s dad

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Dead Beat Dad

Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.

the ultimate dead beat dad

who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities

"He's your father" -Dante

by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022