ubermom

a mom who uses uber to cart her kids around, so she can stay at home, rather than driving them herself. usually derogatory.

Don't be an ubermom, put down the wine, and get your kids to soccer.

by nobodycaresinseattle November 12, 2014

Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings

Where atheist computer nerds go instead of hell.

Man, he didn't use the checksum on the new Tails download? The IISG (Ironic Internet Security God) will make him run Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings tech support for like... decades.

by Reactor Chamber December 14, 2014

Uber Sized

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.

e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.

by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014

UBA

Unpleasant butt adventures, as in diarrhoea.

eating at taco bell resulted in some uba

by dftbgabby June 3, 2015

Uber Angst

When your Uber driver spends the length of the trip bitching ad nauseum about crappy disrespectful passengers, bullshit city policies that make their lives hell, Uber driver contracts that bring them lower pay and no workers rights all the while driving like a maniac to your destination while you strap in, hold on and pray.

That last trip to the airport brought on the worst case of Uber angst I've ever had.

by RockTheMike August 17, 2015

uberlitionism

The political movement to free taxi drivers from the slavery-like yokes of taxi-industry regulations.

The Uberlitionism movement will cause taxi medallions in every major city around the world to become economically worthless within only the next few years.

by Ouestonolo November 6, 2015

uberstance

The way someone is staring down at their phone waiting for an Uber ride. Uberstance.

While driving down the street I see quite a few people in the uberstance.

by JenCraWik January 1, 2016