Skip to main content

Turtlenecking

The act of pulling the foreskin back, and then pushing the coiled penis skin over the head of the penis to cover it. Which commonly leaves a bit of the penis head showing at the top. Resembling that of a bald man in a turtle neck.
Haven't been turtlenecking since I was a kid. You guys are still doing that?
by TheZucction February 7, 2025
mugGet the Turtlenecking mug.

Turtle tunnel

by Kandykitty February 22, 2025
mugGet the Turtle tunnel mug.

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.
by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025
mugGet the Turtle Dick mug.

Turtlenek

An uncircumcised penis, specifically the appearance of the foreskin at rest.

Also referred to as a hoodhe
"I have seen my first turtlenek, when he let me see his penis at rest and uncircumcised".

"Girl, you should have seen my face when I saw that he had turtlenek "!

"I prefer an uncircumcised foreskin, haven't you ever seen a turtlenek at rest"?
by Ridiculousauras😉 April 7, 2025
mugGet the Turtlenek mug.

Turtle Recon

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.
"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."
by Gropium June 10, 2025
mugGet the Turtle Recon mug.

Turtle Roy

He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
Where the fuck is Turtle Roys dumbass?
by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025
mugGet the Turtle Roy mug.

Turtle-Tonguing

Eating that cooch shamefully, similar to how a turtle pokes its head out

Being bad at given a female oral
“How was last night, did he go down on you?”

“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic
by Cowhide19 August 12, 2025
mugGet the Turtle-Tonguing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email