An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.
Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”
Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”
Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”
by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021
Get the Chee-toesmug. A Kid that Tickles pickles, toes and ass. He breaks his pasta and makes the pasta water into ice cubes and puts it into more pasta water. He puts pineapple on pizza and also puts toenail clippings in the cheese for more of a crunchy texture.
He fatter than the sun even though the sun keeps expanding. He has the most gravitational pull that if we send into space the world with revolve around him. He likes a kid that is 8 years old and likes men in a se*ual way. He wants you and Your toes. RUN RUN NOW!!! RUN
He fatter than the sun even though the sun keeps expanding. He has the most gravitational pull that if we send into space the world with revolve around him. He likes a kid that is 8 years old and likes men in a se*ual way. He wants you and Your toes. RUN RUN NOW!!! RUN
by obamaratio3342lbzooz42 October 21, 2022
Get the Casually Tickling Toesmug. A strange greeting. For example, if you’re going to leave a function, you could say “ten fingers, ten toes, I’m out.”
by BeeInTheBigBlueBog October 4, 2023
Get the ten fingers ten toesmug. Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.
(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...
by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024
Get the Camel-Toe Kamalamug. When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.
by borisbinladen May 5, 2025
Get the Toe Fartmug. me: i ate a mosquito
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy
by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020
Get the crust toe boog webmug. When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
Get the Toe faced bitchmug.