jake

the cutest guy on earth who is hilarious sweet and SHORT HAHAHA. he would be your best friend but your worst enemy if ur mean to him or his friends, but hes loyal and dedicated and always up for a good time. he would do stupid stuff like claim he has 0 rizz when in reality he has the most anyone could have. u go jake

“why is jake so cute STOP”
“idk but to me he looks like a troll doll”

by sneakerswish200 January 27, 2023

Jiggy Jake

Someone who shows 0 cash deposits on a million dollar business, has sex with prostitutes, hair plugs, and dresses like a 60 y/o black guy.

Wow, you cheat the IRS and you're a horrible example of a dad? You're a real Jiggy Jake Ness!

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Jake Paul

The embodiment of cringe. He's a Youtuber that somehow still makes videos. Legends say that all his subscribers are children or retarded adults.

Ugh. Jake Paul. I cringe at his name.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean

Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!

by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023

Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.

Jake: “I’m never drinking again”
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma”

by Fish20 February 17, 2023

tom and jake making out

just watch adventure camp

1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out

by Brendonurielover69 February 18, 2023

jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner

"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."

by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023