Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AT A TIME!!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019

Sock-a-nuts

is when your nut sack hangs down to your kneecaps

Man you got Sock-a-nuts it looks like somebody threw two walnuts into a sock.

by Bibly November 7, 2012

Sock

Some Other C*nts kid

Hey josh how did your date go the other night ?
Nah Brus had to cut it short as I found out she’s got a couple of socks at home

by Onewhospeaksthehardtruth August 15, 2022

Poop sock

The old sock that you hide in your closet filled with your shit.

MY MOM FOUND THE POOP SOCK!

by Crempent December 2, 2019

fuzzy socks

a pair of thick fuzzy socks that a man cums in and shoves into his partners mouth keeping her quiet.

He shoved the sticky warm fuzzy socks into her mouth and she was quiet.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.

Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊

by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025

Titty Socks

Funny name for a Bra made up by a toddler on tiktok : @haileyynicholee_

“I’m wearing titty socks”

by Haileyynicholee_ May 7, 2025