Shower Chicken

Term used by people in the chronic illness community for when you get dizzy in the shower, but you still have soap on you and conditioner in your hair. So you play chicken to see how much you can get done before you pass out.

Played shower chicken this morning, and lost. Didn't leave enough time to get back to the bedroom and ended up passed out on the bathroom floor.

by Raccoon9274 September 17, 2023

shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023

Shower

To pour bleach in one's eyes to wash away Jax Rule 34

I'm gonna take a shower

by Charles Manson Jr. October 25, 2023

Shower Head

A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.

•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”

by KLITXXIIIII October 30, 2023

slober gob

Someone who's none-stop dribbling from their mouth (Gob)

Mainly a British term used for offensive language exchange

You twat! you're dribbling that much you might as well be a Slober Gob

by f3nn3y February 4, 2024

slobermong

A slobermong is someone who is an inbred who has been dropped on their head in their child hood and has now turned out gay with autism called Curt Ward (Scouse Joe).

Curt Ward you are a bad slobermong

by Cooneys Socks November 25, 2023

slobermong

A slobermong is someone who is an inbred who has been dropped on their head in their child hood and has now turned out gay with autism called Curt Ward (Scouse Joe).

Curt Ward you are a bad slobermong

by Cooneys Socks November 25, 2023