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Shower cap

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"
by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020
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grooming shower

I'm wearing a skirt tonight. I'll have to take a grooming shower
by Sarah fake name April 21, 2015
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Yukon Shower

When you sneeze on a bald person's head thus, showering them in a fine mist of snot.
Thanks for the Yukon Shower, you asshole
by Partydude17 May 6, 2022
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after shower festivities

go shower so we can partake in after shower festivities
by lucy.158 January 6, 2024
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Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea
Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight
by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018
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Trump Shower

A Trump Shower is when you pay women or men to pee on a bed that Obama slept on at some point.
Whenever I'm in Russia, I gotta watch a Trump Shower
by theovondamelio November 21, 2023
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Shower Sauce

When you've got so much drip you ascend to a new level of sauce.

When you're so fly you're showering in sauce.
Dayum! Homie's outfit is Shower Sauce. He's gonna

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He's so fly, he has that Shower Sauce.
by Gorgonzales March 20, 2021
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