Grandchild Rabies

The desperation parents exhibit to their children to marry/get married.

David: Man my mom is tormenting me even though I moved State.
Daniel: Damn.. Looks like her Grandchild Rabies have resurged all of a sudden.

by LovelessAdam March 20, 2023

JOE ROBERT SINCLAIR WARREN

DRIPPIEST SON OF LAPDINGO, FOUNDER OF SKELETON SANDWICH, PRODIGY OF GHANDI.

OH LOOK ITS THAT COOL DUDE JOE ROBERT SINCLAIR WARREN

by my sloth has blown up! March 30, 2023

Ghost rabies

You were told not to look it up, but here you are. Being bitten by a Ghost with a big heart can cause ghost rabies. It's sketchy, but it is treatable with a vaccine.

We thought ghost rabies wasn't a thing until a kid was bitten by a ghost and had to get vaccinated.

by Kooloo989 April 4, 2023

Doctor Robert

A doctor who is very loose with how he prescribes pills, usually as a loophole to allow people to legally access certain drugs.

“If you’re down he’ll pick you up, Doctor Robert”
“Take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert”

by 15postmalone May 13, 2023

Blonde Robert

Bitch

You are a blonde robert

by anonymous May 31, 2023

armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.

If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.

by QuacksO June 20, 2023

Sloppy Robert

When a homeless man shits on another homeless man

Damn! Did you just see that sloppy Robert!

by Johnny Volume July 5, 2023