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slippery potatoes

When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.
Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.
by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009
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Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?
by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021
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potatoe

the irish potatoe of swidish noises
man i have that potatoe
by Mesicmania October 24, 2019
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Potato

Person 1: Say something completely random
Person 2: Potato!
by Senko-San Simp December 9, 2020
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Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
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Sweet potato

They belong in the ocean with the mangoes and raisins
Did you see that sweet potato?
It belongs in the ocean
by Destroyer of mangoes May 8, 2021
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blouse potatoes

boobs are often called blouse potatoes in new england
by miranda430 July 19, 2009
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