what south buffalo mount mercy and timon think they rule. mercy women think they can run it even when they don’t go. where timon fucks shit up. where timon men get head from mercy women. where the cops come at midnight to give you garbage cans to clean ur cans up. where you drink a lot and smoke a little. where the parade gets moved to because the corona virus took over the parade. where if you live in south buffalo your parents went to park too.
mercy person: you don’t live in sb?
person: no
mercy person: wtf get out of south buffalo park
timon boy: LET HER STAY
mercy girl: gets mad
person: no
mercy person: wtf get out of south buffalo park
timon boy: LET HER STAY
mercy girl: gets mad
by southbuffalo March 12, 2020
Get the south buffalo parkmug. The act of stalking someone (usually a shopper) leaving a place of business back to his/her car while you are in your car with the intent of finding a parking spot.
Most likely to happen during the Holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.
Most likely to happen during the Holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.
I wanted to hit up that sale at Woodfield Mall, but it was so crowded that I had to pull a park 'n' stalk on this nice little Asian couple.
by perditajuanita January 2, 2010
Get the park 'n' stalkmug. Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010
Get the Parking Lot Hairmug. A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.
We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.
by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
Get the Parking Lot Pouncermug. When you ejaculate into the vagina of a female, you then piss inside of her and shake her around to sterilize the sperm inside of here and a white foamy liquid then pours out of said female.
by JonCarverIII November 11, 2022
Get the Trailer Park Dishwashermug. A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.
Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."
by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021
Get the SHG parking policemug. Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.
Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.
by boggler April 16, 2016
Get the Parking spot vulturemug.